My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
my outfit for Rouise’s anniversary event at Rockaholic.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
The day has come
that my coffee cup has become more accurate than the weather man.
Sorry dude you’re kinda out of a job now.
this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around
we’re a bunch of fucking weeaboo nerds
like Adventure time and Family Guy and South Park and Archer didn’t stand a chance
throw Attack on Titan and gay swimmers in front of us and shit will get dom’d
(Source: Flickr / fredriknordqvist)
son i have some bad news for u about ur future